Almost all of them have... bread crumbs. What the hell? Bread crumbs? When did mac and cheese have bread in it?

That's so wrong! Mac and cheese is supposed to be gooey, with maybe a little baked cheese on the top, but not breadcrumb-crunchy.

Sorry I can't help with a recipe. That's one thing I've never made from scratch, nor does anyone in my family (I know it's considered gross, but I grew up eating the boxed Kraft stuff, and now pasta doesn't agree with me anymore).