Sassy talk

So, back in the Kickstarter funding for the Veronica Mars movie, I donated enough to get one of the "Kristen Bell records an outgoing greeting for you" benefits. For some reason I thought this was an audio message that you'd use for your voice mail, but now it says video message greeting...I'm actually not certain what this means, but I get one, and I want to come up with something cute for her to say. They will have some samples and some messages you can choose from if you want to go that route, I guess.

Help me think of something clever! I am not clever! It needs to be in good taste and less than 20 seconds. Ideally I will want to use this as my voice mail recording on my iPhone, not that anyone ever calls me on it, but still.

Any cute ideas?