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Aug. 26th, 2005 09:05 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
gwynBecause I am a sheep, and because it is so incredibly fucked-up, I did the icon pairing meme. I have entirely too many fannish icons, so this is just... kind of mind-bending. And I haven't even replaced many of the icons I took away when I ran out of room at 50! The pairings could have been even weirder. (I did take out a couple people from the running, just because it still makes me uncomfortable, such as Lewis Nixon and Dick Winters from Band of Brothers.)
Al Swearingen/Angel —Of course. Of COURSE. Al would constantly try to undermine Angel’s attempts at being good, and Angel would beat the holy hell out of him. Which Al seems to like.
Anya/Bodie—Anya would so totally fuck his shit up. Anya would keep him on such a tight leash he would crawl around after her on his knees.
Brian O’Conner/Buffy—Buffy would love the empty-headed eye candy, and they would have sex until neither of them could walk. She could teach him to dress better, and he could take her surfing. But never driving.
Chad (a Texas Ranger from the ‘60s western Laredo)/Charlie Epps—Chad would awe Charlie with his six-gun prowess and give Charlie his first horsie ride.
Chief Tyrol/Chris Larabee—Macho, macho men. Competent men. Fucked up men, being fucked up together. Chief would knock that self-pity right out of Chris’s head, and Chris would give him whatever he wanted.
Dominic Toretto/The Driver (Clive Owen in the BMW film series)—How perfect is that? Two drivers… and both know how to handle a stick.
Don Epps/Doyle—Every time Doyle went off on some socially responsible tangent, Don would slap him upside the head. Then they’d have passionate rolled-up sleeve sex. Don would give him a better haircut.
Faith/George—What a sour attitude femslash wingding this would be! George would whine about her miserable Reaper life, and Faith would grab her with those mighty thighs and no more talking!
Giles/Hector(from the Fast and the Furious)—Giles would love the chance to mentor some reprobate from the barrio. But they would never understand a word the other said.
Jaye Tyler/Jayne Cobb—They would always answer to each other’s names because they couldn’t hear the difference. Jaye would eat him like half a sandwich. Jayne would like it that way. I'll be in my bunk.
Jim Kirk/Joe Riley (from Laredo)—Joe has arms like a tree trunk, so he would crush Kirk’s roving tendencies right out of him. But there would be constant conflict over whose pants were the tightest.
Keith Mars/King Arthur— Arthur would never understand Keith, so there would be such friction—his droll sarcasm and rapier wit would sail right past the hyperserious monarch to be.
Lancelot/Lindsey—Lance would whip Lindsey into shape, and Lindsey would like that. Lance would be all “I’ve got two swords, baby” and Lindsey would say “I’ve got an evil hand, and I know how to use it.”
Mal Reynolds/Michael—Head splodey!!! Mal would go crazy from Michael’s extreme-sport silence and brooding. Mal’s wiseass remarks would only earn hostile glares, and then wild, hours-long sex after Michael beat the shit out of Mal.
Monty Pippin/Nikita—OMG, Nikita would eat Monty alive, and he would worship her for it. He would never partner-swap again, because once you’ve had Nikita, there’s no going back. He’d lose his job because he’d walk around in a daze of sexual satisfaction all day.
Paul Callan/Puppet Angel—That’s just not right. Paul would probably think it’s a sign that God has abandoned him.
Riddick/Seth—Well. My goodness. Think of the handcuffs and playing in the dark games they could come up with. “I’ll be the sheriff, you be the prisoner.”
Sharpe/Sonny Crockett—I would love to see Sharpe whip Sonny’s bad-attitude ass into shape. Every time Sonny called him “pal,” Sharpe would whack him with the hilt of his sword.
Spike/Spock—Everyone on the Enterprise would be jettisoned into space when the bulkheads failed while these two got together during pon farr. The illogic of it is perfect.
Tara/Veronica Mars—Yes! Just… yes!
Vin Tanner/Wesley—I’m stumped. Write something for me.
Willow/Zoe—Willow would never have gone bad with Zoe to keep her in line.
Al Swearingen/Angel —Of course. Of COURSE. Al would constantly try to undermine Angel’s attempts at being good, and Angel would beat the holy hell out of him. Which Al seems to like.
Anya/Bodie—Anya would so totally fuck his shit up. Anya would keep him on such a tight leash he would crawl around after her on his knees.
Brian O’Conner/Buffy—Buffy would love the empty-headed eye candy, and they would have sex until neither of them could walk. She could teach him to dress better, and he could take her surfing. But never driving.
Chad (a Texas Ranger from the ‘60s western Laredo)/Charlie Epps—Chad would awe Charlie with his six-gun prowess and give Charlie his first horsie ride.
Chief Tyrol/Chris Larabee—Macho, macho men. Competent men. Fucked up men, being fucked up together. Chief would knock that self-pity right out of Chris’s head, and Chris would give him whatever he wanted.
Dominic Toretto/The Driver (Clive Owen in the BMW film series)—How perfect is that? Two drivers… and both know how to handle a stick.
Don Epps/Doyle—Every time Doyle went off on some socially responsible tangent, Don would slap him upside the head. Then they’d have passionate rolled-up sleeve sex. Don would give him a better haircut.
Faith/George—What a sour attitude femslash wingding this would be! George would whine about her miserable Reaper life, and Faith would grab her with those mighty thighs and no more talking!
Giles/Hector(from the Fast and the Furious)—Giles would love the chance to mentor some reprobate from the barrio. But they would never understand a word the other said.
Jaye Tyler/Jayne Cobb—They would always answer to each other’s names because they couldn’t hear the difference. Jaye would eat him like half a sandwich. Jayne would like it that way. I'll be in my bunk.
Jim Kirk/Joe Riley (from Laredo)—Joe has arms like a tree trunk, so he would crush Kirk’s roving tendencies right out of him. But there would be constant conflict over whose pants were the tightest.
Keith Mars/King Arthur— Arthur would never understand Keith, so there would be such friction—his droll sarcasm and rapier wit would sail right past the hyperserious monarch to be.
Lancelot/Lindsey—Lance would whip Lindsey into shape, and Lindsey would like that. Lance would be all “I’ve got two swords, baby” and Lindsey would say “I’ve got an evil hand, and I know how to use it.”
Mal Reynolds/Michael—Head splodey!!! Mal would go crazy from Michael’s extreme-sport silence and brooding. Mal’s wiseass remarks would only earn hostile glares, and then wild, hours-long sex after Michael beat the shit out of Mal.
Monty Pippin/Nikita—OMG, Nikita would eat Monty alive, and he would worship her for it. He would never partner-swap again, because once you’ve had Nikita, there’s no going back. He’d lose his job because he’d walk around in a daze of sexual satisfaction all day.
Paul Callan/Puppet Angel—That’s just not right. Paul would probably think it’s a sign that God has abandoned him.
Riddick/Seth—Well. My goodness. Think of the handcuffs and playing in the dark games they could come up with. “I’ll be the sheriff, you be the prisoner.”
Sharpe/Sonny Crockett—I would love to see Sharpe whip Sonny’s bad-attitude ass into shape. Every time Sonny called him “pal,” Sharpe would whack him with the hilt of his sword.
Spike/Spock—Everyone on the Enterprise would be jettisoned into space when the bulkheads failed while these two got together during pon farr. The illogic of it is perfect.
Tara/Veronica Mars—Yes! Just… yes!
Vin Tanner/Wesley—I’m stumped. Write something for me.
Willow/Zoe—Willow would never have gone bad with Zoe to keep her in line.
