Darlings, please

[gwyn]

OMG You people suck! I mean that in a loving way, of course. ;-) I couldn't get anyone to throw their hat in the ring for a love meme. I mean, the kind of meme that always attracts huge quanities of posts. I could vicariously enjoy all the affection you poured upon each other, but nooooo, no one would put their name in! I had to bully M'lyn into adding her name.

I wanted to read lovey-dovey posts from you all to each other, not to me! But instead y'all were very sweet and sent me lots of nice posts... but I wanted you all to get the love. I even thought, hey, these things get out of control and there's a cap on comment levels, so let's restrict it to things we have in common, yo, but then... I didn't need any kind of craziness control because no one would put their name in!!! So I took it off and still no comments with folks' live journal names!

I was hoping to spend my bored hours reading all the posts telling people why they're so great. And hoping that might bolster my spirits enough to get going on some things -- a usage post, Measure of a Man, etc. I needed booster rocket fuel, people! But not to me, to you, from you!

It's not too late to drop your dog tags in the bucket.

::is sadder at being so lame::

Comments

[movies-michelle.livejournal.com]

Well, fine, you big bully! *g*

[merricatk.livejournal.com]

Hey! It's not my fault we're not in the same fandoms! I totally blame *you* for that! *g*

[leela-cat.livejournal.com]

Not so lame. Just had a crazy day yesterday and forgot all about your post.

So, I'll hie me off and get in the saddle (or some equally horrible mixed-up metaphor).

[(Anonymous)]

You had to guilt people, twice, into doing this. Do you feel loved now?

[gwyn-r.livejournal.com]

Why, yes!! Yes, I do!! Thank you! {{hugs}} and sends you love right back!

[gwyn-r.livejournal.com]

Yes, but now it's fandom free! That is just a hilarious icon. j'adore.

[mlyn.livejournal.com]

Wow, way to have the balls to post with your username. And miss the point in the process.

[gwyn-r.livejournal.com]

It sounds like you need love!! ;-) Okay, I'm kidding. But it's no big deal if people don't want it, I just was hoping more people would -- seems like life has been getting a lot of folks down lately, and I'd hoped it might help. But judging by the asshat below, I guess not.

[leela-cat.livejournal.com]

Wow. An anonymous asshat no less without the courage of their convictions.

And, yes, it would help. And getting prodded is good. I'm much better at doing things for others than asking for it for myself.

[devilpiglet.livejournal.com]

Actually, it was about you feeling loved. So here ya go:

I love Anonymous because he reminds me that even when I fumble my words, they're at least mine to fumble. And because a bathroom stall just isn't the same without his misspelled, scatalogical contribution.

Kisses!
Piglet

[devilpiglet.livejournal.com]

I'm still on the fence about the love meme, but I'd like to do that interview one. Do I interview you first, or do you interview me? Is it like a Rolling Stone piece where I'll have to show up three hours late, in a bathrobe?

[gwyn-r.livejournal.com]

Ooo! Ooo! I can interview you first, if you like. And you can show up in your robe with a pack of cigarettes and a Scotch, or we could meet at some trendy dive in LA where the celebs go to show that they're not too precious to go where the common folk go.

Oooh!

[devilpiglet.livejournal.com]

Poolside at Chateau Marmont? Or maybe Fatburger, for the irony factor.

[(Anonymous)]

Sorry, what was misspelled?

[devilpiglet.livejournal.com]

Well, you wrote Do you feel loved now? but I'm pretty sure that it should have read I have transparently low self-esteem, and also probably didn't even laugh once during the cinematic masterpiece known as 'Eurotrip.' But, of course, regional dialects may apply.

In all seriousness, I can go all day at this (I'm Sicilian, and a Scorpio too) but I don't want to foul Gwyn's nest. Feel free to take it to whatever I last posted at my journal. (http://devilpiglet.livejournal.com)

Yours in Christ,
DP

[(Anonymous)]

That's splendid and all, but there are no misspellings, correct? I have high-standards and wish to reverse the negative perceptions people have of the Anonymous folks.

Re: Oooh!

[nagasvoice.livejournal.com]

Will there be cruel shoes and hot shades and an outrageous entourage involved?
I think you need a truly outrageous entourage to interrupt your interview whenver you feel vaguely threatened by a nosy question, don't you?
I'm sure we could come up with some nominees, you know, ideal casting type miscasting, erm, I meant, ideas on All Those Special People you simply must have?

Re: Oooh!

[devilpiglet.livejournal.com]

I'm sure we could come up with some nominees, you know, ideal casting type miscasting, erm, I meant, ideas on All Those Special People you simply must have?

1. Two atmosphere cabana boys/part-time male models
2. All the girls who were mean to me in sixth grade (they will be required to tote my luggage and/or tiny ratlike dog, named SugarBell HoneyPot LaCoco)
3. An individual known only as 'Guardian of the Cheesecake'