5 things about boys and girls

[gwyn]

For gelasius


5 things Xander wishes he didn't know about Anya

1. The cheese thing. What is up with that? Most of the ones she likes smell like feet.

2. She hums while she pees. It's like she doesn't realize it's a basic bodily function that has to be done, rather than a special experience.

3. Her favorite food is fried liver. No onions, so it tastes liverier.

4. She once turned a guy into a tree so he would be stuck there for hundreds of years, thinking on what he did, getting pruned and tortured by weather and having animals nest in him. He beat his wife so bad she lost her eye and the hearing in one of her ears, but still.

5. She takes photographs of him when he's asleep. She especially likes to do it when he's drooling.

For rainkatt


5 things about Nikita that Spike would love.

1. She could crush him with those mighty Amazonian thighs. Wrap them right around his head while he... and she... and wouldn't that be fun?

2. If he punched her, she'd punch him right back. As often as he wanted. Just like a certain slayer someone.

3. She knows what it means to be an outsider, always fighting the establishment, usually losing. He'd never have to explain to her why he gets lonely.

4. They both suffer the same curse -- keeping some of their humanity in a world that expects only inhumanity. It's always been his biggest weakness as a vampire, and it gets her nothing but aggro and misery in Section One.

5. The girl knows how to torture.