Tongue tied

[gwyn]

When MY revolution comes, all the lefty-fucking-brakers in the world are going up against the wall. I'm just sayin'.

Last night I was in that half awake, half dreaming state, you know, where it's like you know you're actually dreaming? ANd something in the half-dream startled me awake, violently, and my teeth clamped shut right into my tongue. So now both sides of my tongue are swollen and really, really painful, which is making eating kind of interesting, if by interesting, you mean awful. And breathing -- I feel like some kind of mouthbreathing intellectually challenged halfwit, because I am in fact being a mouthbreather since that's the least painful position to keep my mouth in. If it were bug season I would be catching bugs.

I have a huge rant to write about what I think has to be the worst new scripted series this year, Lie to Me, but I'm too tired right now. Which is not to confuse it with Trust Me, which is the runner up for second most annoying. I suppose it probably doesn't matter that everyone I mention them to gets confused by which one is which, since they're both awful and annoyingly representative of where it seems networks are going with scripted dramas these days.

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Lefty brakers are those people who ride the brake pedal and the gas pedal at the same time -- their left foot on the brake WHILE THEY'RE ACCELERATING so that their brake lights are flashing on and off all the freaking time and you can't tell if they're slowing down or driving. I hate them. It's insanely dangerous, and all just because they're stupidly lazy.