somniloquence

I have spent a long time thinking about this! And it's hard! I divided them into pre-and post-serum mentally because that was the only way I could do it.

1. Yes, Buck, I'm warm enough. No, Buck, I don't need another sweater. Or your jacket. I'm fine.
2. Yes, I can do this on my own, goddammit. You're in my way. If you'd leave me alone I can take care of it myself.
3. Why do you have to get all the girls? It's not fair. No one will even notice me enough to give me a clue if they want me to ask them to dance, not with you around.
4. Stop with the wrong history facts. It's humiliating when I comment on them to someone else. I had enough trouble learning about everything I missed.
5. You're the greatest expert in the world with a rifle. How is it you still can't always hit the toilet bowl?