Oh, the humanity
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gwynFirst thoughts on Hawaii: I normally give a new show a couple of episodes before I decide whether or not I will keep watching. Pilots are often done at different times from a series once it's picked up, and frequently have different casts, crews, etc., so everyone is trying to find their footing and get a handle on the series' potential. Sometimes, of course, a show is so bad that you know right away it's not worth even two tries. And sometimes you can see what's there even though the network has fucked it up: witness Firefly.
I can't say Hawaii has untapped potential that's being worked out, but it's definitely not good from the get-go. I predict it will succeed, though. ;-) Partly because I think many people are so hungry for a basic old-fashioned stupid cop show that isn't just about forensics (god, my loathing for CSI and its clones knows no bounds, and this year I have to struggle with my hatred because my favorite actor, Gary Sinise, is going to be on CSI: New York... arg) or yet another Law & Order: CPU or something like that (they start with a computer crime, and we follow the case all the way through to trial!). And also partly because the stupid but fun and glitzy Las Vegas did well for NBC last year, and Hawaii reminds me of that in many ways. Check brain at door, watch for hotties. (Though it's obvious that NBC yet again has no clue who is in the audience; they heavily promote bikini-clad babes without even evidencing an ironic understanding that it will be women and gay men tuning in for the hunks.)
And lots of hotties are there to be watched. While Michael Biehn is ostensibly the lead (yay!), it's clear that they're positioning Sharif Atkins, as his partner Declan (sp?), as the smoothie girl-magnet for the show; and also Ivan Sergei as the anti-smoothie but supposedly intriguing hottie. Though that one is a hard sell for me especially, as I find him eminently unattractive and his character is repugnant, and not in a fun way. I like repugnant but interesting or funny, but characters like this have nothing redeeming in their offensiveness (which is why I could not warm to Nip/Tuck like I usually do to FX shows such as Rescue Me or The Shield, most of whose characters are repellant and offensive but really fun), and I think they wildly miscalculated that his looks would be enough to make women swoon and tune in every week. This guy, at least in the pilot, is just a fuckwit, and he makes the fuckwitted-but-charming-in-a-bad-boy-way guys of Rescue Me look all the more complex by comparison. I really hope they fix him -- if you don't already think he's smokin', you'd have no reason to want to watch him. By conrast, funny-lookin' cutie-patootie Eric Balfour, late of Six Feet Under, 24, and Veritas (!), comes off much better as he struggles with being tainted by Sergei's character as his partner.
There are a lot of other great players in the cast, but so far they don't have much to do. I especially want to see Cary Hiroyuki-Tagawa get something to do besides be the same old same old police lieut (also, such an elegant man wearing only baggy shirts... what is with the baggy aloha shirts?). The story was very formulaic, but I did like the local color aspects (though their attempts at that hand-held camera immediacy kind of annoyed me frequently) and the attempt to get into native culture, and found myself going to a Lilo & Stitch place when the Hawaiian martial-arts guy talked about his "ohana." I was mentally going, "means family, and family means no one gets left behind." A part of me wonders why they premiered it so much earlier than other new shows; I wondered if it was because it's a rare drama that's not part of the above-mentioned franchises, and they wanted to get hold of the non-RNC-watching, bored to death audience as fast as they could.
And sadly, I know I will keep watching, if for no other reason than to see Michael Biehn in a grey t-shirt and flak vest (which, I would like to gripe about, we had to wait the whole hour for and see him in dorky baggy shirts instead), doing the thing he was born to do, carry and shoot guns. Yummy. He's finally added some poundage in his aging-gracefully years so now you can't see through him if he turns sideways, but he's still got the incredible bod and those arm muscles... I'm sorry, was I talking? It's certainly much better than MB's last show, Adventure Inc., which may be one of the most painful things ever seen. But it's a far cry from the show before it, Magnificent 7. I still weep copiously about the loss of that one.
I can't say Hawaii has untapped potential that's being worked out, but it's definitely not good from the get-go. I predict it will succeed, though. ;-) Partly because I think many people are so hungry for a basic old-fashioned stupid cop show that isn't just about forensics (god, my loathing for CSI and its clones knows no bounds, and this year I have to struggle with my hatred because my favorite actor, Gary Sinise, is going to be on CSI: New York... arg) or yet another Law & Order: CPU or something like that (they start with a computer crime, and we follow the case all the way through to trial!). And also partly because the stupid but fun and glitzy Las Vegas did well for NBC last year, and Hawaii reminds me of that in many ways. Check brain at door, watch for hotties. (Though it's obvious that NBC yet again has no clue who is in the audience; they heavily promote bikini-clad babes without even evidencing an ironic understanding that it will be women and gay men tuning in for the hunks.)
And lots of hotties are there to be watched. While Michael Biehn is ostensibly the lead (yay!), it's clear that they're positioning Sharif Atkins, as his partner Declan (sp?), as the smoothie girl-magnet for the show; and also Ivan Sergei as the anti-smoothie but supposedly intriguing hottie. Though that one is a hard sell for me especially, as I find him eminently unattractive and his character is repugnant, and not in a fun way. I like repugnant but interesting or funny, but characters like this have nothing redeeming in their offensiveness (which is why I could not warm to Nip/Tuck like I usually do to FX shows such as Rescue Me or The Shield, most of whose characters are repellant and offensive but really fun), and I think they wildly miscalculated that his looks would be enough to make women swoon and tune in every week. This guy, at least in the pilot, is just a fuckwit, and he makes the fuckwitted-but-charming-in-a-bad-boy-way guys of Rescue Me look all the more complex by comparison. I really hope they fix him -- if you don't already think he's smokin', you'd have no reason to want to watch him. By conrast, funny-lookin' cutie-patootie Eric Balfour, late of Six Feet Under, 24, and Veritas (!), comes off much better as he struggles with being tainted by Sergei's character as his partner.
There are a lot of other great players in the cast, but so far they don't have much to do. I especially want to see Cary Hiroyuki-Tagawa get something to do besides be the same old same old police lieut (also, such an elegant man wearing only baggy shirts... what is with the baggy aloha shirts?). The story was very formulaic, but I did like the local color aspects (though their attempts at that hand-held camera immediacy kind of annoyed me frequently) and the attempt to get into native culture, and found myself going to a Lilo & Stitch place when the Hawaiian martial-arts guy talked about his "ohana." I was mentally going, "means family, and family means no one gets left behind." A part of me wonders why they premiered it so much earlier than other new shows; I wondered if it was because it's a rare drama that's not part of the above-mentioned franchises, and they wanted to get hold of the non-RNC-watching, bored to death audience as fast as they could.
And sadly, I know I will keep watching, if for no other reason than to see Michael Biehn in a grey t-shirt and flak vest (which, I would like to gripe about, we had to wait the whole hour for and see him in dorky baggy shirts instead), doing the thing he was born to do, carry and shoot guns. Yummy. He's finally added some poundage in his aging-gracefully years so now you can't see through him if he turns sideways, but he's still got the incredible bod and those arm muscles... I'm sorry, was I talking? It's certainly much better than MB's last show, Adventure Inc., which may be one of the most painful things ever seen. But it's a far cry from the show before it, Magnificent 7. I still weep copiously about the loss of that one.
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Date: 2004-09-02 12:06 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2004-09-02 12:27 pm (UTC)Michael Biehn and Cary Hiroyuki-Tagawa???? Along with Ivan Sergei? Oh, Man. That's a hot and cheesy recipe for Mala right there!
Mindless cop shows with some of my favorite B-list actors! Eeee!
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Date: 2004-09-02 12:46 pm (UTC)Check your local listings! I'm pretty sure you'll see many chance to catch it. ;-) And here's the official web page.
http://www.nbc.com/nbc/Hawaii/index.shtml
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Date: 2004-09-02 12:53 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-09-02 01:03 pm (UTC)I'm glad you posted the link to the main website. I hadn't seen it before.
I did notice that they're calling it NBC's new "Wednesday night show." So maybe that will be it's official timeslot? Or, you know, they'll just show it every night of the week. Are they just trying to cast as big a net as possible or do they really have nothing else ready?
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Date: 2004-09-02 01:16 pm (UTC)Considering my roommate actually watched a good chunk of Adventures, Inc., just for MB, she was a little miffed. :->
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Date: 2004-09-02 01:38 pm (UTC)Or a 7 o'clock show, as it is in our time zone. Nice severed heads for the kiddie hour, huh?
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Date: 2004-09-02 01:58 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-09-02 03:20 pm (UTC)Despite my public statement of intent (http://www.livejournal.com/users/melina123/35358.html) not to watch this piece of crap despite the pretty, my TiVo has betrayed me! I came home last night and it was recording Hawaii, apparently having finally run out of "I Love the 80's" (and its clones) on VH-1. Btw, Mo Rocca is *so* going to hell for making fun of Beauty and the Beast. No making fun of Vincent! Anyway...
I'm really starting to think my TiVo has some kind of special attraction to highly addictive crap. It's becoming worrisome. And being the shallow fannish creature that I am, I'm supposed to now delete said crap without watching, I ask you? Yeah. Right...
(god, my loathing for CSI and its clones knows no bounds, and this year I have to struggle with my hatred because my favorite actor, Gary Sinise, is going to be on CSI: New York... arg)
Dude, you must watch, if for no other reason then to share my pain! I really hate CSI. Sigh.
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Date: 2004-09-02 03:26 pm (UTC)Hawaii, on the other hand, is relatively painless, really. It's stupid, but not so's you want to hurt yourself. Your TiVo is just enabling.
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Date: 2004-09-02 05:10 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-09-02 06:58 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-09-02 09:20 pm (UTC)Babe, I want your icon.
Meep! Did you see this? The Legend of Butch & Sundance (http://imdb.com/title/tt0366709/), made for TV, with Biehn. I may be in love.
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Date: 2004-09-02 09:45 pm (UTC)However, I will probably watch. Even if it's only to catch a glimpse of Michael Biehn (alas Magnificent 7) and certain selected members of the ensemble. Sharif Atkins has definite potential.
namaste nancy
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Date: 2004-09-02 10:08 pm (UTC)